You could say English is quite Double Dutch
in many ways its meaning is such................
But sorry no time now its just
too (spelt double o) much!
That's Not numeral 2 or t, w, o (spelling two) . All this makes one (thats an o and an n and an e.....but Phonetically I would have had to type letters o and h (pronounced aech, spelt letters a,e,c,h I understand) then an n, then an e, equalling the word one!....feel a bit dizzy! ...Difficult isn't it!).Then of course there's the word Won (spelt w,o,n!). For clarity I will repeat that:- No I won't this confusion makes me think that I should have only spoken about one & not two. So sorry (thats not s, e, w) I will hope that I can sort out by next time our double meaning same spelling words let alone double meaning words spelt differently & sometimes sounding differently too (thats not t,w,o!)! I know you think I should just forget it....So.... Who invented English? Should we keep in the EEC! Mai Oi! that is... All this for a stupid rhyme!...and it doesn't!

© Keith Jellicoe, August 2017