Let’s say no to November, it wouldn’t be missed
The days are so short and so grey
It’s gloomy and misty and generally dull
So why don’t we send it away?

October’s OK ‘cos the leaves when they turn
They put on a wondrous display
There’s a nip in the air but it’s often quite fine
So I think that October can stay

December’s exciting with Christmas to come
And soon it will be the New Year
But November’s the pits, it’s depressing and long
It will just have to go, that is clear.

So vote for Novexit and be free of gloom
We’ve all had enough of you now
You’re dreary, depressing and moody and mean
So adios, au revoir, ciaou.

© Mary Stewart